The Perfect Drug?
No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorate your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!
Your circulation it corrects.
Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friend... the hug!
And, of course, fully returnable!
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